Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

God.

Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.

by Aircollus November 16, 2018

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

shrek

finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.

yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf

by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Shrek’s Swamp

A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly

Shrek’s swamp is a good website.

by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022