Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you

Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago

by Sweeeny Todd December 17, 2008

G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.

Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock

by MarcoTheGuy November 21, 2021

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016

SHOCK PerkyOx

A guy whos always rich but is also a player
he sweats at fortnite and wont play anything else
he likes to loudly pretend hes in a hentai anime

Bruh, my teammate SHOCK PerkyOx is so sweaty! its so obvious he only plays fortnite

by Samurott Fax August 7, 2021

splunder-shock

The feeling of being startled enough to cause a loss of words

The news caused him to be in a state of splunder-shock

by BoonsZ November 14, 2023