Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long

“Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long

by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022

samuel._.sheldrake

A legend or a boss. Single and he has Instagram go follow him he’s the best. He’s selling like a god church

You see Samuel._.Sheldrake he is the best person to live ever. He’s just a legend

by Daniel Kinirons October 15, 2017

Samuel

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.

Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.

by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023

Samuel Bowley

Samule Bowely is a guy that has many different opinions on everything. A Samuel Bowley likes to shop for others to make them "sweet". Pulls all of the girls and likes the name Malia. He's not afraid to drink acholic drinks.

That person is sweet, he must be a Samuel Bowley

by Dis.guy_ October 16, 2016

samuel west

a penis with no tip

thats a samuel west id like to suck

by idklolpoop November 25, 2014

samuel

a beta who needs to learn how to shut the fuck up and to be less feminine.

Henry: Hey you know Samuel?
David: Yeah the feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024