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Roger

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.
Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?
by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024
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Roger

Someone who has lived a hard life has struggled with physical illnesses that can mean a matter of life and death but is still really relaxed the majority of the time and nice and empathetic and caring to every person he comes across (we’ll almost every person he comes across)
This guy roger doesn’t get angry that quickly like he doesn’t get tired of people doing bad things to him but do you feel bad that he has lived a hard life or you don’t feel bad for him can you believe that he lived such a hard life but he is so nice to everyone he sees that must be really hard to do don’t you think I can’t believe he can do that
by Revampedagain July 11, 2023
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Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
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Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
by humps69 May 22, 2009
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ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
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Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
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Jack Rogers

There is no description for what Jack Rogers is, because Jack Rogers is the only detailed way of describing itself.
Jack Rogers, your name is your own adjective
by Pussypounder223 February 4, 2020
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