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Rock your jolly

A term used on the John and Jeff Show that usually defines sexual intercourse involving the penis as the "jolly" between an old man and very young woman, but may also simply refer to sex and/or unreasonably extreme masturbation (jacking off).
1.)"I've been tired all day because I was rocking my jolly in the shower this morning."

2.)Alex: "Nick, you rock your jolly all the time don't you?"
Nick: "Yeah, with all different women. That's why I still don't settle with one girlfriend"

3.)"Captain Kirk rocked his jolly a ton!"
by AMISH MAN July 3, 2008
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Planet Rock

A badass Classic Rock radio station that can only be found on digital radio, Sky and the internet.
Has presenters such as Alice Cooper, Rick Wakeman and Guy Pratt.
Guy 1: Uhhh...I'm so fed-up of all these radio stations that play the same thing as all the other radio stations.

Guy 2: You should listen to Planet Rock.

Guy 1 : What? The song?

Guy 2: No. The badass Classic Rock radio station.
by MusicManic September 29, 2009
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little rocket man

a person who loves to shoot off rocket missiles at other countries
Kim Jong- un is a little rocket man
by slim Jesus 2.0 November 9, 2017
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Body Rocker

"Cantinflas was a body rocker" -Whipstickagostop, Mindless Self Indulgence
by JdotDdot May 8, 2008
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you rock my socks

"Oh my god Joe!"
"What?"
"You rock my socks!"
by billabobbyjones June 10, 2008
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Rock Star parking

The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.

I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
by onefaller September 13, 2005
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man fluid rocket

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and his orgasm is so powerful that his semen launches her into space.
Dude #1: "Hey, whatever happened to that chick? I haven't seen her around lately..."

Dude #2: "Yea man, I gave her the man fluid rocket, she's prolly around the asteroid belt right now."

Dude #1: "Nice."
by Brooks Brothers February 1, 2007
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