cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

Rage Squirting

Angrily and vigorously masturbating.

She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.

by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014

Raging Flamer

A man of the homosexual tendency who gets butthurt at everyone's non-gay comments, perceiving to be homophobic.

Peter: What's up with Ryan today, he's being a dick

Alek: Yeah, I saw him drunk and I said he couldn't walk in a straight line. He got super pissed

Peter: Wow what a raging flamer

by Gundur, The Mooncracker September 30, 2012

Elevator Rage

noun, verb The extreme anger felt by some elevator riders when another rider chooses to take the elevator up one floor as opposed to taking the stairs. People that are habitually late or dislike fat people are more likely to experience elevator rage. Elevator rage rarely escalates to violence, but is the cause of much eye-rolling, loud sighing, and pointed watch checking.

Kat can no longer control her elevator rage, she even gets pissed when the guy on crutches rides the elvator from 13 to 14. Joe was elevatoring raging the whole way up to our sales appointment.

by Topper 7770 July 6, 2011

The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.

Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"

by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009

rage hockey

Game of hockey when one team has two player on wave boards while they play a one man team who is on rollar skates. The team of two try to score while the team of one try to get the ball from the other team. In rage hockey you can hit into wall or grass.

lets go play rage hockey

by cjb695 May 29, 2008

Gamer rage

Rage obtained by frustration within a game.

1. Random guy: That fucker just used his scout in a knives only match, that piece of shit, I'll rip his neck open.
Random guy's friend: calm down man no need to gamer rage.
2. Other random guy: That cunt nelf just shadowmeld charged me out of no where that cheap prick, man if I saw that kid in real life I'd kick the shit out of him.
Other random guy's friend: Calm down man, no need to gamer rage it's just wsg...

by Wedksa June 26, 2008