Rabid rooster

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.

Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.

Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.

by blackwidow July 29, 2012

Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013

rabbit hopping

sexual phrase used by a female to describe the active sensation she feels in between her legs from being sexually arroused. Your " rabbit" can hop fast or slow.

How is your rabbit hopping today?

by monkeybutt5 December 4, 2013

Rabbitholeitis

What Kelli B suffers from on the reg.

Kelli B went down yet another Rabbit hole. Hope she cures that RabbitHoleitis

by Tt mac June 6, 2017

Rabbitstipation

A condition in which a person needs to pass a bowel movement but no matter how hard they push, all that comes out are small, rabbit sized pellets.

I'm so backed up! I just spent 2 hours on the toilet and I'm suffering from Rabbitstipation!

by Summiasdf July 11, 2018

rabbitology

The study of Rabbits and their way of life

i study rabbitology!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by betagammaalpha July 25, 2018