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plastic paddy

Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.
Only a plastic paddy would wear those stupid shamrock beads.
by sillymittens March 16, 2025
mugGet the plastic paddymug.

Plastic

A word on occasion, can be used to describe a condom
Guy: you got the plastic?
Guy 2: of course, never unprotected
Guy: that’s fucking fantastic
by CashMoneyWetWet January 19, 2020
mugGet the Plasticmug.

Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019
mugGet the Plastic Sorgerymug.

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
mugGet the Plastic Boyfriendmug.

Plastic Mine

A storage container filled with many loose, unsorted LEGO pieces.

There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.
I ran out of gray 2x6 Plates and had to excavate the plastic mines to find more.
by chinsaw2727 January 28, 2024
mugGet the Plastic Minemug.

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