A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.
I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.
by Gussamer May 1, 2019
Get the phantom meat lockermug. A term popularly used in the gaymer community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.
by rc9s May 28, 2021
Get the hop on phantom forcesmug. A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.
I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
by Jaaweave November 13, 2006
Get the fart hole phantommug. The moments of confusion before one realizes the word editor they are using does not have vi capabilities.
by George DeGennaro December 14, 2013
Get the phantom vim syndromemug. by unknown June 11, 2006
Get the phantom turdmug. a phantom who lurks in the night by mr. fagitoy's house and her hair and pale skin glows in the darkness so all you see is a very white face with black eyes and ruby red lips. she has no eyebrows and eats small children.
by melyisadinosaur June 30, 2008
Get the phantom gingermug. by Words of convenience September 29, 2010
Get the Phantom doodiemug.