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gay panic

1. (n) - An overwhelming or overpowering fear of gays, or the fear that they will sexually assault you and/or rape you. In

general, even mild flirtation or ostentatious behavior can trigger this fear. This reaction can trigger anything from loud

shouting at the gay person to the use of lethal force. This fear is based in the common belief that gays are way oversexed.

2. (n) - Homophobia, or fear of gays in general

3. (n) - Fear of sex with a gay person, or fear of being sexually attracted to someone of the same sex; fear of being gay.

4. (adj.) - Anything related to or stemming from a gay panic or homophobia.
"At school yesterday, there was a gay panic in the boys' locker room. Tom got busted in the nose, and underwent facial

reconstruction surgery."

"Fred is so afraid of gays, he pisses his pants when he sees them. He had a gay panic attack last week."

"Chris left the party early due to gay panic. He had too much to drink, and was afraid he might sleep with Bob."

"The Family Research Institute threw a gay panic party in town last week, and the crowd had a simultaneous

homophobgasm."
by qweerdos August 14, 2009
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panic poop

A panic poop is when you are going about your daily life when all of a sudden you are like, " I have to poop right now!".

Also used to describe a product or item that was produced quickly to satisfy customers but ended up having lower value due to the speed in which it was produced.
I need to take a panic poop.
Uh oh, panic poop!
The Phantom Menace was a panic poop of a movie.
The last three seasons of Lost were kind of a panic poop.
by Joshywa David December 11, 2017
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Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!
Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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bi panic

when u what both a man and a woman but u wanna be committed but also no
I’m thinking about marrying him but my bi panic just says I wanna fuck bitches
by vortexbandit March 21, 2021
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Panic Attack

When a person falls to the floor and slips into an un-controllable, OTT, attention seeking fit to gain sympathy. A panic attack will normally happen over something very small and the intention is to blow it out of all proportion.

Symptoms include eyes-widening, writhing, breaking surrounding objects, hyper ventilating and screaming.
"Oh my god she's having a panic attack!"

"Help me! I thought they were going to hurt me! They were going to throw me in a pool"

"Oh thats a shame. I thought it was something exciting."
by A Rubber Ninja September 25, 2011
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Panic`

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by b December 2, 2003
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panic and dash

UK drill word, dunno what it means tho
by A_S_URBAN January 3, 2019
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