otter

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?

by BUEnator May 18, 2021

Ottery

When a beautiful woman from the internet who you've never met before turns up at your house with a bottle of whisky and pegs you.

Pat: I'm pretty sure my night was better than all y'all

Sudi: good poundings?

Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery

by K rang June 12, 2021

Ottering

Ottering (VERB) The act of drowning and rapeing in that sequential order.

I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox

At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork

Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals

by Mother Nature is a savage June 19, 2021

Ottawa Hills High School

The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.

I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!

by Kaye Mack July 18, 2021

Ottawa collar

Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.

You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.

Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.

by CharliePigHamm November 2, 2021

Ottawa

The capitol of Canada, where, surprsingly, no one mentioend, superstar singer Alanis Morissette's from.

Girl with accurate tast:"I love ALanis Morrissette, If one true star here in the USA's from Ottawa, it's here

NOTE TO U D: Pleqase cancel my previous submission,due to mispelling of "Ottawa", or just correct it".,That lst one was menat to be "Ottawa
Unintentionally mispelt.

by ESSJAY September 19, 2021

Otterpop

Verb;
* When ya freeze ya dick and smash it with a hammer per say.

"Wanna Otterpoip bro?"
"Yo, this birdy wanted me to Otterpop in front of her."

by Boopfolia September 25, 2021