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eat meal
by getinthebasket April 7, 2022
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Full course meal

(Adj.) There are people who are a snack and they're cute at the moment, but then there are people that are so attractive they are more than just a snack. They are the full course fucking meal.
Person 1: Do you see that guy over there? What a snack
Person 2: (looks over) Ooooo damn he's not a snack he's a fucking full course meal
by wertyuiop;lk September 6, 2018
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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise
Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”
by teebrno January 26, 2024
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A fuckin meal

by VeiledOwl58 November 24, 2020
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Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.
1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.
by Barnanaman July 19, 2024
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trucker meal

When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.
Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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