Rip lag

When one hits a bong and has already pulled off one's bowl, has inhaled all of ones smoke, but continues to inhale after the bong is cleared. May be due to wanting to hold in one's hit.

Isaac hits rip lag all day.

by Rip lag August 8, 2015

Lag

Lag is when a pro player on a certain game, such as Call Of Duty, experiences some very bad gameplay. It has absolutely nothing to do with the game but how bad the individual is playing.

"Oh for fuck sake! He's killed me like 14 times now. The fucking lag is real here."

by Uncle Pohler May 19, 2016

lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"My bibites evolved to roam around in lags, and my FPS will never recover."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Lag

A huge drop is frame rates or just insanely high ping.

IM LAGGING- A 7 year old

by Your average user June 2, 2024

Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

Jeep Lag

The term given to the Delay that occurs when you press the Gas and the engine reacts, in a 2000s Jeep Wrangler

Wow, the Jeep Lag really got me at the beginning of that last Rock Climb.

by Labrador_Jeeper July 21, 2023

het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020