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School Bus

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser
Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.
by MMM March 10, 2004
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school bus

A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
shit yellow cocksucker fat drunk school bus
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 27, 2011
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cheese bus

oh man, we got to ride the cheese bus on our field trip
by B.D. Willy February 15, 2007
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bus warrior

A term that describes a person who lives in the far outskirts of suburbia, frequently having to take public transit or engaging in long commutes in order to get to a more centralized urban district.

This term should only be used in places with large urban centers and their surrounding districts (e.g. Victorville, traveling into centralized Los Angeles or Langley traveling into Vancouver, BC)
Look at that guy, he switched buses like 4 times already, what a bus warrior!
by buswarriorsarethefuture June 10, 2011
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Bus Bitch

What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.

Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?

How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
by UMMB Bone October 3, 2011
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Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.
Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!
by Doppelstern April 8, 2009
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Bu-Shing

Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.
Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.

Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
by B-Pain December 5, 2007
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