year 7 petty people who try to start beef all the time over nothing and wont leave you alone then finally say sorry
by looolllll 😂 July 31, 2019
A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.
Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!
Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING
someone: I’ve bee waiting forever
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!
Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING
someone: I’ve bee waiting forever
by Frognut November 02, 2020
by Birdus the great January 03, 2019
Girl: ask her out in person tomorrow
Boy: no I'm doing it right now
Girl: why? It would be so much better in person!
Boy: it's Dec 7!
Boy: no I'm doing it right now
Girl: why? It would be so much better in person!
Boy: it's Dec 7!
by Justin's cracked December 07, 2020
by _xx.lilah.xx_ December 07, 2020
National fuck your girlfriend day. No matter the circumstances. Even if she’s on her period or vomiting. Also the 7th day of Destroy dick december
Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?
by Frankie the Frog Destroyer December 06, 2019
An overcomplicated variant of the famous 0-3-5 joke used by guitarists who are unsuccessfully trying to be original
Guitarist : yeah man, just finished to learn Eruption only using my pinky
Chad : Yes, but can you play 7-7-10-7-5-3-2 ?
Guitarist : wat
Chad : Yes, but can you play 7-7-10-7-5-3-2 ?
Guitarist : wat
by Soockamasook April 25, 2021