soccer mom

the worst people next to to the guys at peta.they are always enforcing censorship,taking their kids to sporting event that the don't wan't compete in,and going to pta meetings

Me:hey dude,have you heard blood sugar sex magik?

Soccer Mom:how could your parents let you listen to that smut!
me:well,because my parents don't care if a song has cuss words in it.they know its not their decsion whast i listen to.
later i come in contact with the same soccer mom while playing my on hot minute cd
Soccer Mom:turn that stuff off!there are children present!

I grab my machette and slice her head off and continue my day

by futuramafan May 26, 2008

ipad mom

An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.

that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..

by bitter teenager February 15, 2021

Your mom

MILF

defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf

by Coolcalo 69420 February 14, 2020

Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.

Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....

by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016

emo mom

A wonderful woman that loves their emo kid and accepts them because they realize they are cool and helps them dye their hair and go shopping for the right emo clothes. Emo moms are accepting of their child and any any challenges life throws their way. An emo Mom also listens to all emo songs, AND enjoys them too!

I am so glad my Mom was so accepting of my new style and music, she is a terrific Emo Mom!

by Xx of the Mazzy August 12, 2016

blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

by Blakes mom May 17, 2017

Mom Vic

Mom Vics are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom Vics are always extremly selfless and they always put family first. All Mom Vics are very outdoorsy and they all have a very special connection with animals. All Mom Vics have a good heart and a smile on their face!!!! Anybody would be lucky to have a mom like Mom Vic!!!! I ♡ YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUY #1: WOW that lady looks really HOT in those jean shorts!!!!!
GUY #2: Oh yeah she's definitly a Mom Vic.

by I'magoodfriend June 15, 2014