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Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.
"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*
by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021
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a new machine

one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
by Milpke February 5, 2004
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crane machine

when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"
I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.
by sir fucks-a-lot April 24, 2009
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Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.
It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.
by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004
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answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.
I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.
by Qbert August 22, 2003
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Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy
When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life
by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016
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Fax machine

Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...
you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?
by Doodle:) February 26, 2020
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