Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

*insert name here* posted the definition of their name on their insta story so they are a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I put my name in urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

A nickname for nancy

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce

by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce

I wonder who he has nonced up

by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023