blaze(name)

Blaze (name) is a guy that everyone wants to be their boyfriend

he will be the best boy best friend a girl can have
cute, sweet, your whole world

popular girl”i want blaze(name) to be my boyfriend!!”

his gf”to bad he’s mine babe! 10-30-19”

by blaze(name) December 15, 2019

(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

by lolemma March 1, 2009

Porno name

The screen name that one would use when "acting" in a pornographic feature. A porno name is derived by using the name of your first childhood pet as your first name, and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name.

My Porno name is Fuzzy Hemlock, as Fuzzy was my first pet's name, and I grew up on Hemlock road.

by Syphillis_Diller May 22, 2005

Teegan (boy name one)

The out hottest and nicest person ever will be the perfect best friend and perfect partner to be with for the rest of your life.he is really shy sometimes but when you get to know him he is so nice and kind full

Teegan (boy name one) is so hot😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

by Yeeterbeam November 29, 2019

Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II

Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself

by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019

What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

Starbucks name

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

by TardBarglar June 8, 2009