naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.
Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky
by vulture boi April 30, 2009
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naked bootie scoots

Dropping your drawers & scooting your bootie across a road, grass, cement or anything close by to pay your debt off
"You lost the bet in darts, so you owe me 10 naked bootie scoots, Dave."

"Drop your pants and give me 5 naked bootie scoots or I'll screw you up"
by Ktone24 March 28, 2021
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naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020
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Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap
by Ndjdshsb February 14, 2018
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Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.
She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg
by Wildbloc January 02, 2022
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Reverse Naked Bloke

A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.
“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt
by will98 June 01, 2023
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naked man bitch

Its where a naked man and a female dog fuck making a naked man bitch, it come our of the man not the dog
i'm a naked man bitch, my life sucks
by Creator os THIS THING OF | D: February 25, 2019
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