naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

naked thumb war

Basically it's a hand job!

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?

by wafflebitch January 1, 2018

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.

She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg

by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

naked man bitch

Its where a naked man and a female dog fuck making a naked man bitch, it come our of the man not the dog

i'm a naked man bitch, my life sucks

by Creator os THIS THING OF | D: February 25, 2019

Naked drunk beti

When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.

Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.

by Specialmememaster January 7, 2019

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018