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turd muscle

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
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Flash Muscle

The large, basically useless muscles of bodybuilders, Californians and Jersey Shore Characters.
Mike "The Situation" has a lot of flash muscle. Urijah Faber could beat him with one hand.
by deadheart January 15, 2011
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muscle yam

What happens when you type 'micle yam' and your autocorrect strokes your ego
muscle yam just robbed a bank
by BasmatiRice February 2, 2024
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smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.
I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶
“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.
by anonymous February 23, 2024
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