Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025

Pasta and Lobster

A term used by black women/WOC who worship white males. Originally derived from rapper Kali's song named "Area Codes". It's often described as a joke but has quickly turned into a white male worshiping phrase/slogan. Pasta and Lobster being what many consider a top tier, fancy dish which also plays as a metaphor for how many black women view white males as the "cream of the crop" when it comes to dating. The term is only used for white male/non white white woman relationships.

"I'm done with black men, I'm getting me some pasta and lobster (typically a fantasy of a black femcel)

"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"

"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )

by TheCriticalBlackMale July 6, 2024