Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

Mod Lister

A moderator for an RSCE Private server, with an enormous penis the size of Chuck Norris's leg.

What any girl in your family screams in bed instead of your name. MOD LISTER! OOOOOOHHHHH IMPALE ME.

by BoomBoomPowInYourEye October 25, 2010

movie listening

Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.

guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.

by movielistener November 14, 2010

skinnilla latte

starbuck's nickname for the skinny (sugar free and fat free) vanilla latte

hi, i'd like one iced grande skinnilla latte to go please.

by lilflo July 13, 2011

Smocha Latte

An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)

Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.

by VonJost July 20, 2011

bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.

Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.

by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012

fit lifter

A fit lifter is a person who visits a retail store in person in order to try on merchandise, ie, shoes, pants, shirts, only to determine the correct size. No purchase will be made at the store. Rather this customer will subsequently purchase the item at a lower price online.

Joe went to the shoe store to try on some Vans. He found out that size 11 fit great. Then he ended up buying them online for $30 less. Well done you fit lifter!

by etymologist deluxe June 17, 2013