Life

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is death.

by Tooliteral October 13, 2009

life

nothing that ends

life is sad

by hehe i made it about U! October 29, 2019

Life

Worthless; What you're wasting right now; What no Fortnite players have

Wanna hear a joke?
My life

by IKNOU March 11, 2019

Life

Depending on the individual, life is either the greatest thing in the world or the worst.

person #1: Ahhh, life is great, dont ya agree?
person #2: Fuck no. Life sucks

by isuckwithcreatingrandomnames August 31, 2012

Life

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life?

Friend:Absolute shit.

by Ashley Candycorn June 13, 2017

Life

A sad thing that is cruel and unfair.If you don't have one goof for you.

What's a life?

by idkwhatalifeis December 19, 2018

Life

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014