The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 29, 2003

kitten

A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the lions den.

We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose!

by Christobon January 7, 2008

kitten

Cute cat. In my opinion the best type of cat you can own. Best breed. Lives the longest, and has the cutest mew. More advantages to it than the common cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS

Person 1: HEY LOOK! I got a cat
Person 2: My kitten is better, cuter, and lasts longer.
Person 3: HEY HEY! It's my turn to use the cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS

by jimjambo December 24, 2008

Kite

Half wicked and half lit, to express how good something is

Guy 1: man Wells Fargo just restocked their lollipops
Guy 2: yo that's hella kite

by Hehrbfhrnrtjt April 25, 2019

kitten porn

A form of guilty pleasure for the kitten lovers out there.

My favorite after work treat is a good hour of kitten porn - websites with fluffy kittens really know how to erase the stress of a long day.

by katchup May 6, 2011

filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

kite

verb. to give lots of hugs and kisses and flirt with someone till they feel as high as a kite

person 1: did you hear what ella did to marco?
person 2: no what did she do?
person 1: she kited him
person 2: oh that marco is a lucky man

by Finky_father_figure April 20, 2019