Juan

Juan is love. Juan is life. Juan is J U A N.

Virgin: hey what’s up with that weird horse on a balcony that people call Juan? I keep seeing it everywhere as a meme

Chad: that’s Juan.

Virgin: what’s the joke though?

Chad: it’s Juan.

Virgin: that’s not funny.

Chad: B L A S P H E M Y

by Juan_ November 10, 2020

Juan

A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.

Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.

by rudyhateshisfriends November 10, 2020

juan

a very cool dude ! the bestest friend and very good at minecraft B)

this language is urban dictionary language lol ily juan

by juan's best friend November 11, 2020

Juan

He is the team member who does nothing in the game, and he's carried in every match always and never learn how to play properly.

You are our team Juan, you're useless.

by Sting_the_high November 12, 2020

Juan

JUAN

JUAN

by totally not JUAN November 12, 2020

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.

“I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...

by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020