jock

An idiot who usually plays football and thinks he is the shit so he goes and bullies the less fortunate. Jocks are hated by Punks, Musicians, Geeks, and other misfits. They are somehow "popular" and get around school being favored by teachers and are loved by preps. Most jocks say they hate preps, when jocks are preps. Most of the time, they love hip-hop or other mainstream music. Then you'll also have the posers who like bands like AC/DC and Black Sabbath.

Look at that jock beating up that punk for listening to The Sex Pistols.

by titleandregistration October 8, 2006

jock

Dumbasses that call themselves "athlets". They are usually complete assholes that think the universe revolves around them.Many of the pick on the nerd, but jocks are actually a bunch of cowardly fags. They are very spoiled and usually play football or basketball.Usually, they all hangout(gay)in the lockers and brag about themselves.They date cheerleaderes to make them look strait. They have an average IQ of 25.They also think wearing white hats is "cool". The nerd usually ends up killing a jock or two,because all jocks deserve to get shot in the head or somthing simmilar to that.

" The humble nerd killed the arrogant jock."

by Nino E. December 28, 2006

Jock

Thhey have no life, they think they are tuff cuz they play football

John - omg he doesnt like me im gonna beat him up

by Fagot November 9, 2004

Jock

A gay faggot who likes to take steamy hot showers with other men.

Jock1: Oh your bush is coming in nice!
Jock2: Wunna Touch?

by 15 Inch Dick January 21, 2005

Disc Jockey

The way in which girls masturbate; stimulating herself using two fingers and motioning back and forth as if she was scratching discs at a club.

"The girl in that porno was going to town on herself like a disc jockey."

by Wine-oh-saurus Rex April 5, 2010

antigeek jock asshole

Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.

Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.

by Bob882 November 30, 2004

Cot Jockey

Ambulance driver. Usually characterized by their NREMT patch and window decal. Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pager.

It took 2 crews of cot jockeys to load their fat ass in that ambulance.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008