Intellectual Jizz

The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.

Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!

by Equites April 9, 2004

jizz muffin

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

Jizz Bomb

A Jizz Bomb is a word describing a ball of sperm once shot from the penis while ejaculating.

When I was with tim, gave him a big Jizz Bomb

by Danny T October 26, 2004

jizz angel

definition one: some random girl that you find yourself fucking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel

definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked

definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile

ex #1: damn that jizz angel i had last night was a FREAK

ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine

ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!

by psycho cookie monster September 27, 2009

nip jizz

Slang term for breast milk.

Aw my god! You got your nip jizz all over our baby's face!

by AnUncleverPseudonym August 10, 2009

jizz-burst

The act of explosively jissoming or cumming, most often in reference to a man, but, in the case of a woman who squirts, a squirter, this term could possibly be used. Denotes a copious amount of jizz or cum ejaculating from either a male or female's genital orifice.

Girl: 'Nom, nom, nom, nom, gurgle, glug, slurp, guzzle, gulp...aaahhhh'
Guy: 'Hooooooweee, how'd you like my 'jizz-burst' down your throat, baby?'
Girl: 'Well, it was kind of runny and salty and there was a whole lot of it actually, ummmm, I'm kinda full now and feelin' a little queasy, mind if I run to the rest-room real quick?'
Guy: 'Naw, go on ahead, bebe, run along now!'
Girl: 'Bleechh'(sound of puking coming from restroom from such a huge load in her stomach and all)

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

Jizz Drunk

When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.

"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"

by Tyler bl February 3, 2009