Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

jeff bone

A piece of s*** that thinks he knows everything but actually doesn't know a goddamn thing

Jeff bone is a bone is always working on it

by Bone,jeff December 11, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, he is someone that is with you side by side no matter what. He is someone that you can trust and help. Everyone has a jeff but they just might not know it yet but someday they will find who there jeff is

I found out who my jeff is

by sujfjb December 16, 2019

jeff king

An awesome friend, a mans man, hardworking, and astonishingly loyal. Jeff King is the kind of man you would hope your single mother ends up with. The kind of guy that has life by the balls. But would drop everything for a friend or romantic interest.

He's a real Jeff KIng.

by hahaah44 December 18, 2019

Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

Jeff Schechter

A human who does too many psychedelics

“That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter”

by Apex Juju June 20, 2019

Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019