Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
by juan 123456 November 21, 2019
Get the Jason Kongmug. The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!
by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021
Get the Jason Paynemug. Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night
by BBC Bason April 22, 2019
Get the Jason Tangmug. by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017
Get the jason bahrmug. by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018
Get the Jason's buttholemug. When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017
Get the Jason Bournemug. jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023
Get the jason shoestringmug.