internet orc

There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.

1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing

2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)

A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.

Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser

Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.

Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!

Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!

Bad orc is bad.

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.

Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Internet Owls

Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.

- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".

When in need of a response, remember the Internet owls.

by O RLY October 5, 2005

teh internets

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.

"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"

by Aaron Engstrom July 30, 2008

Internet Whore Houses

Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.

Internet whores houses work just like real ones.

by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005

Internet ADD

Surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.

Jen: I saw you on facebook chat and I attempted to chat with you, but when I hit send, it said you were offline.

Chris: Yeah, I was only there for a few seconds, I got internet ADD.

by truntle August 6, 2009