Low-ear

someone who is inbred, a total moron lacking common sense.

"joe is a total low-ear for destroying that car window" said dave.

by Chris Renaldi December 02, 2006

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 29, 2018

Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.

Damn, that girl is a PAIN IN THE EAR!!

by blazeitup May 22, 2011

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 February 29, 2012

Ear Bloople

The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.

Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .

by cakeisgood420 February 23, 2016

Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas

I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation

by Mystique2 June 12, 2019

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 13, 2019