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Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.
“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”
by Aberash December 6, 2020
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016
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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.
Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.
by Wanganuts July 14, 2021
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An Eye for an Ear

Getting revenge on someone with something equally bad, but not the same thing.
Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?
by RandomMoron June 4, 2021
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Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.
We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.
by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016
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