Bum and coke

Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.

Did you come her straight from home tonight?

No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

East Bum

Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.

Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.

"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"

by Jake March 22, 2005

Bum Day

1. Get up.
2. Leave your PJs on or stick a pair of your favourite tracky bottoms on.
3. Jump on the sofa (with a duvet if winter).
4. Do nothing but watch shit on TV and munch your face off.

"Annual leave tomorrow, bum day for me!" :)

by Sarah_Swansea July 11, 2016

Travellers Bum

After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.

Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"

by Onkey Urwin July 1, 2011

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

bum licker

repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)

Rapid promotion was gained by bum licking the managing director.

The man only mirrored the views of the other people around him because he was incapable of developing and announcing his own. He was a complete bum licker.

by chuckmundo April 28, 2011