by intr0vert June 10, 2009
Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....
by smarterthanhermione November 07, 2010
The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw April 20, 2011
Big man who will still your girl with his amazing charting abilities. Too much of a pussy to rechart no villians and would rather die then chart easy and normal.
Person 89: You heard of suspended flame?
Random ass mf: No
Person 89: your stupid asf
Person 89: he gets more bitches then floppa with his amazing charting abilities to flex.
Random ass mf: No
Person 89: your stupid asf
Person 89: he gets more bitches then floppa with his amazing charting abilities to flex.
by Sicer48 January 19, 2022
by Dffffgbibfyjbvddsdrgv March 17, 2016
Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
by Turdburgler24 April 12, 2016
In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.
by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017