A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.
The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.
by Othelia January 10, 2016

by miny me November 28, 2023

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.
by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

A sweetened food usually eaten as a dessert. The proper way to eat ice cream is in a bowl with a knife. Another acceptable way it to eat icecream In a cone without cutlery
by GetItRighr July 13, 2018

person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
by Chappychaps2424 January 5, 2022

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.
Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.
by Kim tedeze March 20, 2012
