human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.

"You're my personal human furnace."

by orangeplum. October 23, 2023

The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.

Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!

by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022

Human playhouse

Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time

Yo i saw jahan making a human playhouse in the middle of the park the other day

by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023

Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.

We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.

by The Cannon July 1, 2023

Human Flamethrower

A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.

Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.

by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021