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drunk hornies

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.
A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.
by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008
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horny eagle

This is a sex act in which a couple are having casual sex in the doggystyle position then just before the man climaxes he pulls out, stands up, spreads his arms as wings, and caws as he releases onto the woman.
"i suprised my girlfriend with the ol horny eagle last night"
by KevinTheSpeedWeed May 19, 2018
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Horny Elephant

When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.
Dude, i cant go riding today cause i gotta horny elephant from tiffany.
by samthewhale February 23, 2009
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Food Horny

to be in serious crave of food. you really want to eat alot of food, usually junk food.
at the party john was very food horny and spent most of his time eating the party snacks.
by rubberooster November 25, 2011
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Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool
Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...
by kentird34 June 22, 2010
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Horny Joe

When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan
by KackJobus445 December 11, 2020
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Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.
"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."
by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020
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