Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Homework

The thing that heartless teachers give you to make sure you have no social life whatsoever. Also, probably the thing you're supposed to be doing (like me) but you're not, because you're looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary. I don't blame you, I'm doing it too. I don't give a shit if I'm gonna get detention.

Timetable:
8:30 am-3:10 pm - School (torture)
3:15 pm-3:16 pm - Time to talk to your friends and enjoy your life
3:16 pm-3:20 pm - Time it takes approximately to get home
3:20 pm-7:30 am - Doing homework
8:30 am - You start school and you realise you haven't even done half of your homework

And it goes on and on, each year gets worse.

by schoolisshit January 26, 2020

Homework

Schoolwork that pupils are required to do at home.

“The children was given extra homework to do”

by _a human_ May 23, 2021

Homework

to masturbate in private

Mom, I'm going to my room to do homework

by hisroyalchonkness November 2, 2022

Homework

What you say you're doing to cover up the fact that you're actually doing sack madness.

Lucas: "I have to do some homework."

by Excuse me, DICK October 26, 2018

Homework Night

When you have waited all week until 10 o clock on Sunday night and you remember you have homework for the next day

Hey Pakrid Owen, I have Fucking Homework Night amd I have 3 pieces to do for tomorrow.! "Don't worry" said Makaklingstine Owen " You'll be okay, just try your hardest my little flower of pippette saop glued to my anal erectilla rectum

by TOMORDATROM September 19, 2017

homework

What you should be doing right now

Do your homework boy before I hit you

by subway572572 October 5, 2023