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Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
by Professor Dino February 27, 2018
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Holy trinity

The three hottest men to ever walk this planet and if you ever disrespect darling you will dies
Lewis Ben and Ross holy trinity
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Holy Grail

South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
Dude, i found the holy grail.

Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
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Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010
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Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence
friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.
by WembzYT April 4, 2018
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holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off
Just took a nice one holy dingles
by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017
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holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'
Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied
by shrek's cock May 8, 2016
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