Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.

When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake

by Raphael69 January 23, 2018

puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.

After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.

by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008

Splash Town Handshake

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.

Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

by El Panadero August 3, 2010

chelsea handshake

When you fist someone ass when you are sucking dick!

Mark is very attracted to Donnell and gave Donnell a Chelsea Handshake as an introduction.

by Chelsea lover 23 April 19, 2017

Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020

south boston handshake

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".

"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"

by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016