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Grenade

When fisting your partner, using a tightly balled up fist fully insde them, without warning, you yell BANG!! while simultaneously opening your fist, fully extending your fingers, creating the sensation (and possibly similar physical affect) of a grenade going off inside them.
Warning: a poor manicure may enhance the hamburger effect.
Guy: Last night I was fisting a real dead fish and decided to liven things up with a grenade. She jumped around so much, she almost broke my wrist.
by Sick_Ticket April 2, 2022
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Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.
AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?
by sausagememz April 18, 2022
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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Mediplosive Grenade

A Mediplosive Grenade causes static destruction and liquidation of still matter, causing no expansion nor contraction of energy.
The mediplosive grenade caused everything within it’s radius to collapse in a single position.
by h3v_1 January 24, 2022
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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Butt Grenade

What happens to your dookie chute after consuming White Castle Slider's.
Kim ate White Castle and began to drop BUTT GRENADE'S shortly thereafter.
by smoothupinya_WI October 2, 2021
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The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021
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