The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the
foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the
foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his
boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn
butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something
new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his
boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut
like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his
PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay
porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
