by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.
Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
by badhatter April 02, 2011
by smoothupinya_WI October 02, 2021
While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
by Friendgroupisbored July 20, 2021
The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.
The responsibility of a "wingman".
The responsibility of a "wingman".
by Rob Prime June 05, 2014
Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022