Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Grenade

Ight this is a mean one, but this version of the word “grenade” is coined by the infamous tv show the jersey shore

It’s when a woman or a man is the ugliest out of the group of friends their apart of and yall are trying to link/ hook up after the bar or meet up but someone has to also hook up or keep the ugly person occupied so everyone else can crack who their actually attracted to, aka (taking one for the team)

Sidenote: not all but the same people who use this term get real tender when they are the grenade

Jason: bro there is some FINE shit over there but you see that girl over there

Lacy: oh no don’t tell me

Jason: bro plz jump on the grenade if you don’t we all ain’t cracking shit tonight

Lacy: Igh but you owe me big time

by Melo2967 January 3, 2026

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009

Gonad Grenade

a loaded gun (usually a Glock) carried in the waistband in the front of your pants.

That gun is a gonad grenade, don't carry it above your nuts!

by Vladimir06363 October 13, 2010

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011