a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
Get the granny pootmug. by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
Get the spank my grannymug. by H T X November 15, 2020
Get the Granny Fingermug. Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.
My granny is so sweet
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
Get the Grannymug. When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015
Get the granny spraklinmug. /'ɡranē skərt/
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
Get the Granny Skrtmug. 