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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
mugGet the Internet Grannymug.

ur granny

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
mugGet the ur grannymug.

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
by C. E. Short April 20, 2016
mugGet the granny jockeymug.

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.
I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.
by Neo8885 March 23, 2024
mugGet the Granny Flopmug.

Granny

Normal Person: "Still struggling to not be furry Job? "
Granny
by Kek me July 31, 2018
mugGet the Grannymug.

whiteass granny

bílá bába
by Scampire April 8, 2023
mugGet the whiteass grannymug.

Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat
Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?
by sandman236 July 5, 2018
mugGet the Grannymug.

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