friend farmer 

A person who just seems to collect friends, to the point that it's like she's farming them. (i.e. She has so many friends that they're just like possessions, or livestock, to her now.)

Jacqueline has so many friends, but she doesn't even really talk to half of them; it's so obvious she's just trying to be popular. What a friend farmer.

friend farmer by genevieve December 2, 2004

Friend of a friend 

A person who is not connected to you by friendship, but is connected to you by being a friend of someone who you are connected in friendship with.

Daniel is not my friend, he is Jack's friend. Jack is my friend, so Daniel is a friend of a friend.

Friend of a friend by Takeshi Kawasaki May 24, 2006

friend girl

A girl with whom you have a purely platonic relationship with.

My girlfriend Liz doesn't believe me that Samantha is just my friend girl and nothing more.

friend girl by Jamal Wilkens July 7, 2008

friend zone 

The state existing when two heterosexual people of opposite gender are "just friends" with Member A wishing to be "more than just friends", while Member B wishes to remain "just friends." In this situation, the Member A is said to be in the "Friend Zone."

Member A is often the male, but female examples are not unheard of. Male Member A's are often timid and shy, whereas female Member A's are often just ugly.

When neither member of the heterosexual platonic couple wishes to be "more than just friends", the concept of the Friend Zone loses much of it's meaning.

Member A (Male): Hey, I'm gonna always hang around you and complement you in a nonthreatening way and never make a move. You'll eventually love me and let me out of the friend zone. Aaaany day now...

Member A (Female): Hey, can I suck your dick? No? It's because i'm fat and ugly, you say? Oh...

friend zone by MatthiasVargas August 26, 2010

friend zone 

A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesn't immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the "friend zone."

Julie: "Fred's a nice guy, but he's kinda fat and ugly, so when he asked me out, I told him I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship. I mean, maybe if he lost a few pounds..."
Nancy: "Good idea. That way his feelings aren't hurt. You really sidestepped that one."

Fred: "Julie's totally into me, but she considers the friendship too important to act on her intense desire for me."
Steve: "Aw, man, you're totally in the friend zone. That sucks. So what now?"
Fred: "Well, I guess I have to keep trying, right? I mean, she must find me attractive."
Steve: "Totally."

friend zone by Dracula's Spine January 19, 2008

friend with benefits 

a friend that you are not supposed to be commited to or attached to, that you fuck, or do other sexual activities with.

i have a hot friend with benefits

friend with benefits by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

Friend Job 

A blowjob between a girl who just wants to be friends and a guy who wants to do the nasty.

I was hanging with Shiqwuana and i asked her out but she said she just wanted to be friends, so we comprised into a friend job.

Friend Job by Zaetrul April 5, 2009