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grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.
I can't get away from grandma penny today!
by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016
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leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.
- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"
by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
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grandma mo

a very old pirate that kinda looks like fly guy sometimes and her grandson is a really short guy who cant see Christmas colors
omg its grandma mo
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
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Macoy's Grandma

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"
by hi25225 August 13, 2016
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watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
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Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday
My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!
by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020
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