Auto-Flexing

Auto-flexing is when a heavily muscled person or animal's muscles flex on their own as they move.

Kara's muscular thighs made waves as she walked across the room and I couldn't help but admire them. I would define what they did as auto-flexing.

by Amelia Wysocki August 15, 2021

flex

to show off or boast about a item that is limited or hard to get

"the gucci slides, why you gotta flex on us like that jerry?"

by thewhat606 April 19, 2018

Thoti-flex

A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.

Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar

Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!

Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?

Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.

by Thoti-flex March 24, 2019

swag flex

used by logic cause he has impeccable amount of swag and flex =.. swag flex :} its dat flexicution

swag flex bitch na jk.

by david swag August 28, 2018

flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

Trauma flexing

The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.

It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.

(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025

Flex Tape

Tape used for fixing boats sawed in half by Phil Swift.

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, and repaired it with only Flex Tape."

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019