side five

When a teacher says high five but you are on the other side of the room

Great job... ur so far away so side five!

by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017

slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

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by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016

Cy-Five

A "high-five" given on the internet,where mutual contact isn't possible but only virtual is!

You nailed a chick in Idaho. Cy-five on that!

by Aneesh Nadkarni January 6, 2008

Face-Five

Slapping someone across the face.

Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

Alex Five

The Fifth Alex

My favorite Alex is "Alex Five"

by goddamboii3 September 1, 2022

genital five

A high five but with your genitals.

Ed (to Tanisha): "Dude, we should bang."
Tanisha (to Ed): "We totally should!"
(Both): *genital five*

by Brofisticuffs July 9, 2016

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012