not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

by Hitler's Ally September 02, 2017

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fap 'n' nap

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

by Rice Menshorts April 04, 2011

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Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

by Nighthawk Entertainment November 05, 2018

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Cul-de-fap

The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.

"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("

by j4ckplu9 March 08, 2012

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